Quotes dating violence
Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers ALL FANATICS MUST DIE! I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist Hey, I have an idea! I'm not wearing any underwear Time is a plaything for children and fools. Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated. Show them where you come from, show them where you're going! Et sic patet quod totus mundus est sicut unum speculum plenum luminibus praesentantibus divinam sapientam, et sicut carbo effundens lucem. Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management. Tiger Tim the Tightrope Walker, tried to steal the drag queen's daughter. Sir, you have tasted two whole worms; you have hissed all my mystery lectures and been caught fighting a liar in the quad; you will leave Oxford by the next town drain. Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other. Is it just me or are all uncles either really cool, or child molestors? It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail. To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze. You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes. A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them. This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like. Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
This is the most amazing loaf of bread I've ever owned. If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you. You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor. These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe. A man's a man all his life; a woman's sexy until she's your wife! Time is a spiral, space is a curve, I know you get dizzy but try not to lose your nerve Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast. We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be. " "Too many." We are all Children of Cthulhu -- especially the ones with lots of tentacles. " Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods. Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it. Hold on to freedom as long as you can, 'cause the girl in your cell might think she's a man The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing. Life is sometimes like a pizza round: hot, greasy, and delivered by a guy named 'Tony'. Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils. "I only live about ten percent in this reality." "So where's your summer cottage? pulled out a pair of pliers and pulled a bullet out of my chest And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..." Smile or I'll kill you. Happiness comes in packages marked 'Batteries Not Included'. How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all? Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.